It's just like the Real World with babies
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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