If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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