I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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