And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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