Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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