its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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