Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You dont lie about slip and slides
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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