David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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