There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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