i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
My vagina is very pro this idea
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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