Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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