i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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