I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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