just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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