i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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