Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
