that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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