he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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