I just made out with a guy for $7.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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