i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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