that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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