Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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