some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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