Walk of Shame. In a state park.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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