"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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