your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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