I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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