how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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