come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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