i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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