What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize