the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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