Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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