Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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