So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You're breaking my sexual little heart
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
My feet surprised me
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