why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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