Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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