Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i love accidental penises.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
