I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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