Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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