i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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