PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
