Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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