I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
my liver is dry heaving
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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