Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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