When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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