I cannot find my penis.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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