what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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