Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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