at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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