I like to think it a success when the cops are called
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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