I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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