Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
We had sex on a dog bed..
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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